Posted by: Rosebud | December 30, 2008

Nail Gun Humor

A warning
A warning

In case you can’t read this warning from HALSTEEL nail gun nails it reads as follows:

Supplemental Warning – Do not shoot nails through any part of your body.  This could cause long lasting damage, hurt like heck and cause you to use language unbecoming of a professional.  Although we appreciate your creativity, do not use strips of nails as a comb, toothbrush, q-tip, musical instrument or anything other than fastening wood together.  All Halsteel nails are engineered to come equipped with one pointy end (the business end) and one flat end, keep the pointy end directly opposite anything that will bleed or can be damaged.  Don’t bite your nails (even for the iron), run with scissors in your hands or sit too close to the TV.  You should wait 30 minutes before entering the pool after eating, don’t blow dry your hair while in the bathtub and don’t make funny faces or cross your eyes (they’ll stay that way).
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  1. That’s hilarious! lol


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